here is an old timey photo of an ownage dog celebrating his birthday. prolly got some birthday weed in his pipe??
Friday, March 20, 2009
birthday dog
here is an old timey photo of an ownage dog celebrating his birthday. prolly got some birthday weed in his pipe??
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
holy lmao what a dog
this is probably the funniest dog gif ive ever seen. i don't even know how to explain it. what emotion is this dog even feeling??? its pretty intense to say the least O__o if u can figure it out plz leave a comment
Friday, January 23, 2009
CHAIN MAIL!
i got a chain mail today, it was about dogs!
26 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE DOGS.
1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.
4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog`s parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can`t talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.
19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but not least:
26. If a dog leaves, it won`t take half of your stuff.
26 REASONS WHY MEN HAVE DOGS.
1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
3. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don`t hate it.
4. Dogs don`t notice if you call them by another dog`s name.
5. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
6. A dog`s parents never visit.
7. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
8. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
9. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
10. Dogs seldom outlive you.
11. Dogs can`t talk.
12. You never have to wait for a dog; they`re ready to go 24 hours a day.
13. Dogs find you amusing when you`re drunk.
14. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
15. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
16. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
17. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
18. A dog will let you put a studded collar and a leash on it without calling you a pervert.
19. A dog won`t hold out on you to get a new car.
20. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don`t get mad. They just think it`s interesting.
21. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
22. Dogs don`t let magazine articles guide their lives.
23. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
24. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
25. Dogs are not allowed in Maceys, Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.
And, last but not least:
26. If a dog leaves, it won`t take half of your stuff.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
a distinctive dog of class
This dog drinks champagne that is older than you on a daily basis. This dog hangs its head out of luxury cars and enjoys the breeze. This dog is skilled in the arts and sciences, and performs piano concerts that sell out entire concert halls. Wow, what a dog!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
ownage hat series
look at how freakin happy this dog is to be wearing this hat. i would like to be a guy that takes professional photos of happy dogs wearing cool-ass hats.
ownage hat series
this dog has definitely seen something tasty. that is a dog with munchin on his mind. woof!!!!!! also ya he got an ownage hat.
ownage hat series
this dog is very brown. really ultra brown. matching brown hat looks like the dog is one with the hat. maybe it's a mud camouflage?? stealth dog!!
ownage hats series
kind of wistful looking dog. looks kinda like he's mourning someone elses bad decision?? he looks pretty cool and pretty wise. maybe he's russian.
ownage hat series
not really much 2 say. ownage dog, ownage hat. this is the first in an upcoming series of dogs in ownage hats. enjoy!!
Friday, January 9, 2009
yarrrrrrrrrrrf
sometimes dogs feel they have no options left in life but a life of villainy on the high seas. this poor pooch is such an example. i think he drinks a lot of rum. i don't know if he can be rehabilitated but i sure hope so. i'm cheering for you, doggy!
p.s.; that is one ownage eye-patch
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
swimmin' dog
this dog is training to swim at the olympics! last time at the olympics, the USA Dog Swimmin' team lost to a bunch of Shih Tzus!!! Unthinkable, some even think that they were cheating!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Dog beach vacation
This dog is visiting a beach of rocks for a vacation away from the winter cold! Dogs are sensitive to cold because they have wet noses that can freeze when exposed to extreme temperatures!
Sunday, January 4, 2009
chemistry dog!!
here is some kind of chemistry-expert dog. he looks pretty confident so i'm sure he knows what he's doing. also note the protective eyewear- safety first!!
DOG BLOG TV
welcome to dog tv. here is an ownage video clip of some dogs getting pretty reckless. i hope theyre both alright!
Saturday, January 3, 2009
dogs like to play games
This dog is playing a game on xbox live! Dogs usually enjoy games like "chase something thats moving" or "tear up your socks so you gotta be uncomfortable in the winter", but some of them really like to play halo too!
is this why people who play halo on xbox live are so dumb? maybe they're just kind of smart dogs!!
Friday, January 2, 2009
lol what up dog
This puppy is pretty cool, but the dog also has an air of mystery about him. Is he staring you down for invading his yard? Or maybe he just wants to roll around in some leaves and chase a tiny frisbee. The thoughts of dogs will evade us for ages to come..
Thursday, January 1, 2009
this dog seems to have it all, look at his happy face. he's got a nice job being a woufsperson for a car company, he's got a neat car from said company, and he's got a luxurious coat and healthy teeth. what more could a dog want??maybe some beggin' strips.. keep doing what you do, doggy! you're living the dream.
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