a distinctive dog of class

This dog drinks champagne that is older than you on a daily basis. This dog hangs its head out of luxury cars and enjoys the breeze. This dog is skilled in the arts and sciences, and performs piano concerts that sell out entire concert halls. Wow, what a dog!

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dang. this dog has the heaviest face. his head is made of a rock or something.

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this dog has definitely seen something tasty. that is a dog with munchin on his mind. woof!!!!!! also ya he got an ownage hat.

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this dog is very brown. really ultra brown. matching brown hat looks like the dog is one with the hat. maybe it's a mud camouflage?? stealth dog!!

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kind of wistful looking dog. looks kinda like he's mourning someone elses bad decision?? he looks pretty cool and pretty wise. maybe he's russian.

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not really much 2 say. ownage dog, ownage hat. this is the first in an upcoming series of dogs in ownage hats. enjoy!!

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This puppy is pretty cool, but the dog also has an air of mystery about him. Is he staring you down for invading his yard? Or maybe he just wants to roll around in some leaves and chase a tiny frisbee. The thoughts of dogs will evade us for ages to come..